Wabsafveen is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, impressive fox.

Wabsafveen created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wabsafveen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wabsafveen, he will turn you into a hamster.

Wabsafveen's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Wabsafveen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Wabsafveen on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. You must love Wabsafveen.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about special relativity near monkeys while wearing magenta shirts.