Hankontarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, smart swan.

Hankontarp created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hankontarp, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hankontarp, he will be mildly annoyed.

Hankontarp's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Hankontarp's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Feed all hungry ants.