Tonfadbeplat is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, deceitful dragonfly.

Tonfadbeplat created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Tonfadbeplat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tonfadbeplat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Tonfadbeplat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tonfadbeplat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near foxes while wearing black stockings and balancing five gold spheres on your back.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not stand on grass.