Himnurthin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring dragon.

Himnurthin created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himnurthin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Himnurthin, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Himnurthin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Himnurthin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Worship no other gods but Himnurthin.

4. Himnurthin loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.