Mab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, blissful snail.

Mab created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mab, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Mab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near otters while wearing gray scarves.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Mab loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.