Genjamkik is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, merciless human.

Genjamkik created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genjamkik, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Genjamkik, she will refuse to believe in you.

Genjamkik's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Genjamkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Do not take Genjamkik's name in vain.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Do not speak about peas.