Migontrag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast hydra.

Migontrag created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migontrag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Migontrag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Migontrag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Migontrag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Migontrag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think ill of sick birds.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.