Daddotvenfod is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, fussy sheep.

Daddotvenfod created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Daddotvenfod, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Daddotvenfod, he will come to you in dreams.

Daddotvenfod's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Daddotvenfod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Daddotvenfod in the centre of the settlement.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Daddotvenfod.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help sheep.