Bimhinlat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise fox.

Bimhinlat created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bimhinlat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bimhinlat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bimhinlat's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bimhinlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Fast once a month.