Bunpogmig Fadnarlsat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, selfish toad.

Bunpogmig Fadnarlsat created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunpogmig Fadnarlsat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bunpogmig Fadnarlsat, she will turn you into a rock.

Bunpogmig Fadnarlsat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bunpogmig Fadnarlsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bunpogmig Fadnarlsat.