Likwikmad Cebtam is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciful seal.

Likwikmad Cebtam created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Likwikmad Cebtam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Likwikmad Cebtam, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Likwikmad Cebtam's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Likwikmad Cebtam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not cook food in pots.