Pod is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful whale.

Pod created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pod, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pod's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. You must pray to Pod nine times a day.

5. Never run in the presence of sheep.