Saw is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak tortoise.

Saw created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saw, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Saw, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Saw's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Saw's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never hop near shrews.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Always stare at clouds.