Cidcatgem is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, quiet
weasel.
Cidcatgem created light three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cidcatgem, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Cidcatgem, she will destroy your favourite star.
Cidcatgem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Cidcatgem's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Cidcatgem in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never think about spacetime near nematodes while wearing green stockings and balancing nine carbon spheres on your back.
3. Do not take Cidcatgem's name in vain.
4. Never talk about special relativity.
5. Never mention manatees.