Dimshavjabbeg is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced
dragon.
Dimshavjabbeg created a quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dimshavjabbeg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Dimshavjabbeg, it will turn you into a mole.
Dimshavjabbeg's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Dimshavjabbeg's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick porpoises.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never jump in holy places.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. You must love Dimshavjabbeg.