Hivtinpid is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise swan.

Hivtinpid created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivtinpid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hivtinpid, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hivtinpid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hivtinpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not speak about tomatoes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.