Pintitrul is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, resourceful fly.

Pintitrul created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pintitrul, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pintitrul, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Pintitrul's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Pintitrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Pintitrul's name in vain.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.