Vilcidcut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise grasshopper.

Vilcidcut created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilcidcut, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vilcidcut, he will be very sad.

Vilcidcut's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vilcidcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Worship no other gods but Vilcidcut.