Labcidkik is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, narcissistic deer.

Labcidkik created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Labcidkik, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Labcidkik, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Labcidkik's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Labcidkik's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.