Cidpibnak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish centipede.

Cidpibnak created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidpibnak, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cidpibnak, he will think nothing of it.

Cidpibnak's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cidpibnak's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Worship no other gods but Cidpibnak.