Mobpitjab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable deer.

Mobpitjab created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobpitjab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mobpitjab, she will destroy your home solar system.

Mobpitjab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Mobpitjab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mobpitjab.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never feed onions to mice while wearing shoes.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Do not keep three goats in a large pit.