Wonsasfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, wise wyvern.

Wonsasfoss created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonsasfoss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wonsasfoss, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wonsasfoss' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Wonsasfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never feed nuts to swans while wearing yellow dresses.