Quattarpshav is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, uncaring capybara.

Quattarpshav created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quattarpshav, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quattarpshav, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Quattarpshav's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Quattarpshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never look in ponds.