Littapgongarmutyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring manatee.

Littapgongarmutyarp created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Littapgongarmutyarp, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Littapgongarmutyarp, she will not invite you to parties.

Littapgongarmutyarp's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Littapgongarmutyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Littapgongarmutyarp.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.