Tunfligzak is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful duck.

Tunfligzak created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunfligzak, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tunfligzak, he will ignore you.

Tunfligzak's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tunfligzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. You must love Tunfligzak.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tunfligzak.