Mipvadnad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain warg.

Mipvadnad created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipvadnad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mipvadnad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mipvadnad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Mipvadnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Do not prepare wheat while wearing jumpers.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Never paint your face green.