Hunhakhogflag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered cow.

Hunhakhogflag created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Hunhakhogflag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hunhakhogflag, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hunhakhogflag's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hunhakhogflag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hunhakhogflag.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Do not eat spinach.