Missidsis is a god.

It takes the form of a small, flying goblin.

Missidsis created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Missidsis, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Missidsis, it will be mildly annoyed.

Missidsis' most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Missidsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Never prepare turnips during spring.

3. Always store cherries above ground.

4. Hide from blue ants for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Missidsis nine times a day.