Sabgedstig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, slow centaur.

Sabgedstig created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Sabgedstig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sabgedstig, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sabgedstig's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sabgedstig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Feed all hungry great tits.