Canweelit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, witty chicken.

Canweelit created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Canweelit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Canweelit, she will try to impress you with trees.

Canweelit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Canweelit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face yellow.

2. You must pray to Canweelit three times a day.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Canweelit.

4. Never run near nematodes.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Canweelit in the centre of the settlement.