Nad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy camel.

Nad created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nad, he will remove you from existence.

Nad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Run away from black gulls, for they are unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.