Leglimrill is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent bird.

Leglimrill created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Leglimrill, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Leglimrill, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Leglimrill's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Leglimrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Do not wear red clothing.