Yattdogjad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited dragon.

Yattdogjad created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattdogjad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yattdogjad, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yattdogjad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Yattdogjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never play with disobedient children.