Bunstignur is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced hummingbird.

Bunstignur created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunstignur, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bunstignur, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bunstignur's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bunstignur's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Never wear purple shorts.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.