Sitdumkap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, prudent elephant.

Sitdumkap created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitdumkap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sitdumkap, she will manifest in front of you.

Sitdumkap's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sitdumkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not keep nine goats in a large pit.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not hurt ducks.