Pomrapkimrap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, almighty tapir.

Pomrapkimrap created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Pomrapkimrap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pomrapkimrap, she will manifest in front of you.

Pomrapkimrap's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Pomrapkimrap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat green fruit.