Yattsagbodpopzakfem Vinabsand is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident dingo.

Yattsagbodpopzakfem Vinabsand created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattsagbodpopzakfem Vinabsand, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yattsagbodpopzakfem Vinabsand, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yattsagbodpopzakfem Vinabsand's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Yattsagbodpopzakfem Vinabsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near mites while wearing red dresses and balancing seven gold spheres on your face.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Hide if six mice approach from the north.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.