Bastdob Satyikgoncenlimtombaglog
is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective
gerbil
.
Bastdob Satyikgoncenlimtombaglog
created water nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bastdob Satyikgoncenlimtombaglog
, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Bastdob Satyikgoncenlimtombaglog
, she will cry a lot.
Bastdob Satyikgoncenlimtombaglog's
most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Bastdob Satyikgoncenlimtombaglog's Holy Commandments
1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Run away from blue mice, for they are unholy.
4. Always obey Bastdob Satyikgoncenlimtombaglog's priests.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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