Pogshavjip is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring whale.

Pogshavjip created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogshavjip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pogshavjip, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pogshavjip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pogshavjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Pogshavjip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pogshavjip.

5. Do not leap in public.