Jinveenzak is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, staggering
parrot.
Jinveenzak created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Jinveenzak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Jinveenzak, it will turn you into a mole.
Jinveenzak's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Jinveenzak's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never talk about dark matter near gulls while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing six gold spheres on your back.
3. Do not hurt tapirs.
4. Never hurt doves.
5. Do not commit murder.