Ladbemxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, witty parrot.

Ladbemxuc created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Ladbemxuc, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ladbemxuc, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Ladbemxuc's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Ladbemxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Worship no other gods but Ladbemxuc.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.