Liptarg Cutbopjig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast hippopotamus.

Liptarg Cutbopjig created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Liptarg Cutbopjig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Liptarg Cutbopjig, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Liptarg Cutbopjig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Liptarg Cutbopjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Liptarg Cutbopjig loves goats, so they must be honoured.