Kenjarnjopsan is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome
troll.
Kenjarnjopsan created Europe two years ago.
If you believe in
Kenjarnjopsan, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Kenjarnjopsan, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Kenjarnjopsan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Kenjarnjopsan's Holy Commandments1. Never look at asteroids.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Kenjarnjopsan in the centre of the settlement.