Kenjarnjopsan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome troll.

Kenjarnjopsan created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Kenjarnjopsan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kenjarnjopsan, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Kenjarnjopsan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Kenjarnjopsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Kenjarnjopsan in the centre of the settlement.