Pithancib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, effective cow.

Pithancib created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Pithancib, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pithancib, she will be very unhappy.

Pithancib's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pithancib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Never feed lots of grapes to mites while wearing turquoise corsets.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Never talk about moths.
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