Dissnadnur is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, contented scorpion.

Dissnadnur created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dissnadnur, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dissnadnur, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dissnadnur's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dissnadnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Dissnadnur loves whales, so they must be honoured.