Narlhim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate hydra.

Narlhim created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlhim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Narlhim, she will not invite you to parties.

Narlhim's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Narlhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect three copper sculptures of Narlhim on top of important buildings.