Zaksugstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable bee.

Zaksugstaf created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Zaksugstaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zaksugstaf, it will be very unhappy.

Zaksugstaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zaksugstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.