Farndussrot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet dryad.

Farndussrot created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farndussrot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farndussrot, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Farndussrot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Farndussrot's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three rats approach from the south.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farndussrot.

5. Do not speak about corn.