Milnelxencar Cintarpbud is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, fussy shrew.

Milnelxencar Cintarpbud created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Milnelxencar Cintarpbud, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Milnelxencar Cintarpbud, she will refuse to believe in you.

Milnelxencar Cintarpbud's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Milnelxencar Cintarpbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near foxes.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Put Milnelxencar Cintarpbud first in all things.