Watappdon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-assured dragonfly.

Watappdon created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Watappdon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Watappdon, it will turn you into a duck.

Watappdon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Watappdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near swans while wearing black trousers and balancing six iron spheres on your chest.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near otters while wearing yellow stockings.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Watappdon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never eat bark.