Litbelldam is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful hyena.

Litbelldam created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Litbelldam, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Litbelldam, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Litbelldam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Litbelldam's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Litbelldam.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.
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